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14

May

Dane Cook is Still a Douche!

HELL YES! I got my name on it and it’s an above the header bar top story!

From the video description that I deleted cause it got it’s own story: Dane Cook is still a douchbag. First with the racism, then with the creppy rape fantasies, and last but not least the Oprah mocking. Which she doesn’t take well as evidenced by the tight eyes and fake smile.

01

May

Oprah’s weird obsession with Hugh Jackman continues. but on the plus side, there is a naked Wolverine montage.

Dolly crowns Barbara winner of the daytime soap circuit over Oprah. Pitched to Jez but they had a story up from the same interview already :(

17

Apr

Oprah Twats

I did the original clip, the other two follow up weren’t as good good but still awkward, and the best part, though it’s not up (I’ll put it up in a little bit) is God intervening and ending the stupidity by cutting in with a ABC special report about our own American hero being brought home.

27

Mar

This is from last Friday, VP Steve Harvey was trying to tell the ladiez rulz about sexz. but instead he did this. Pitched to Gawker and Jezebel

23

Mar

I was watching Oprah and totally spotted Devon in the crowd because of, once again, her unfortunate clothing choices. Five bucks said she tried to weasel her way into an Oprah correspondents job. Gawker Stalker!

I was watching Oprah and totally spotted Devon in the crowd because of, once again, her unfortunate clothing choices. Five bucks said she tried to weasel her way into an Oprah correspondents job. Gawker Stalker!

13

Mar

Mark and Oprah Facebook BFF's

This is pretty much all Mike, but hey I very importantly said awkward at the right dramatic moments.

20

Feb

Oprah on the OctoMom. She’s over it but being the gossipy tool that she is, she’s decided to talk about it more. Yay media. Pitched to Gawker